I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
