woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Your penis caused this!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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