I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I'm really busy with my period
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