so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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