she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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