Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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