I wish my penis had an off switch
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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