They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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