I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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