If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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