i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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