I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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