You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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