This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
