Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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