I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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