i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Vodka?
Forever.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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