Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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