i don't like sucking hair
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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