i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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