just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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