He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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