i jhust puked up my retainher.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
