our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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