I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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