Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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