Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i think im in europe. pls send help
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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