When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She even gives head with a lisp.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
