love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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