Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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