I wanna bring you to show and tell
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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