I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Randomize