it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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