I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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