I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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