Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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