let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
