States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize