Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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