R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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