Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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