i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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