i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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