I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
