He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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