there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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