I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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