I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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