He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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