I need help removing her.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You ate ashes out of my bong
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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