Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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