marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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