How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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