sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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