"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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